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Most ties are too short for me.
With my size 48 collar, I am barely able to tie a
Four in hand(fashionmall.com/...fourhand...) and have a bit of tie left.
Ties are strange things. At home my ties are hanging over my closet door, one dimensional, top to bottom. The second dimension is for the tie rotation system. Once worn, a tie joins the back of the queue. Ties that have not been used for a while will soon get their turn.
Around the neck the ties goes horizontal. The one dimensional character is just fake. The thing bends in horizontal space, encircles my neck, so it becomes 2 dimensional. Somewhere around the knot there is another bend. From that point onwards the larger part of the tie suddenly hangs down again, in its familiar 3rd dimension.
In short, the tie is a 1 dimensional object that has no problem bending itself into a 2nd and 3rd dimension. Strange, strange.
· June 2001
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